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Teacher: “Have you done your homework?” Student: “Have you graded my test?” Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade” Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”

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WHEN MY ONE SOBER FRIEND IS TRYING TO GET US ALL HOME FROM THE BAR

howdoiputthisgently:

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TRYING TO PUT MYSELF TO BED AFTER A NIGHT OUT

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WHEN I DO MY MAKEUP AFTER THE PREGAME

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I’M LIKE:

WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT I PLAN ON DOING WHEN I GO HOME TO NJ

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I’M JUST LIKE:

WHAT I’LL ACTUALLY END UP DOING:

WHEN MY BEST FRIEND AND I REALIZE THE LIQUOR STORE CLOSES IN 10 MINUTES

howdoiputthisgently:

when i wake up in the morning and read all the drunk texts i sent…

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when i can’t find anyone to get me alcohol before i go out…

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WHEN MY BEST FRIEND HELPS ME HOME FROM THE BAR

howdoiputthisgently:

May 03. 64 Notes.

When someone comes into class and sits in the spot next to me where my friend always sits

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